Ask Monsieur Anton Papierwaite.

are you at all ticklish?

Sun, 06 May 2012 21:52:00 -0400

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I decided to test it, and it appears he is, very much so.

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W)(ale, I've been through a S)(--ELL of a lot lately. Mom died, then I DI--ED, but everyt)(ing's CLAM---ED down now. But -ENOUGH about M-E, )(ow are you? Looks like t)(e M-ET-EORS didn't )(it you guys, so t)(at's good!

Sun, 06 May 2012 20:51:53 -0400

Oh my dear… I’m terribly sorry to hear about your mother. And about you, are you quite certain you’re alright? Is there anything I can do to assist you? And no, we have no had any meteors…

Meteors?! What meteors, where?!

Keep your fez on, it apparently already happened and it did not happen here, so I’d say we’re okay.

That does not mean it could not happen! What if it does?!

Panicking isn’t going to help if it does, will it? Anyway, this is not the point, the point is her well-being, so kindly bugger off.

Doctor, I know you often berate Anton for his taste in romantic movies... so what sort of films do you like?

Sun, 06 May 2012 20:10:31 -0400

I don’t mean to come across as disliking romantic movies entirely, they can be quite good. However, the ones Papierwaite picks for the most part are horrid things. Anyway, I enjoy British film quite a lot, they are quite well made. I also enjoy crime dramas, ‘mobster’ oriented ones in particular I suppose. They’re interesting, if done right.

I do not see why my tastes are bad, and yours are good!

Because you like bloody rubbish like ‘The Bounty Hunter’.

asdfgh. Ok, I honestly didn't mean to hit send on that one

Sun, 06 May 2012 12:11:35 -0400

Oh… you did not?

Love is a cruel and fickle thing, but it’s bloody amusing when it’s mussing you around.

I’m glad somebody is enjoying things.

KISS ME YOU FOOL

Sun, 06 May 2012 12:09:19 -0400

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I’m afraid he’s going to be rather incoherent from being flustered for a while.

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Oh quit trying, you’re just going to look even more ridiculous than usual.

You may be interested to know I have in fact recently spoken with your "future doppelganger", Papierwaite. Congratulations, you apparently survive long after the eventual separation between you and your Master... and into the post-apocalypse, no less. Unfortunately, you appear to be just as much of a sniveling irritant then as you are now.

Sun, 06 May 2012 12:03:14 -0400

Oh not these shenanigans again, and with you in on them no less! Was it you before as an ‘anon’, as they say, in my box pretending to be my future self?! I would not put it past you! It is all ridiculous, and I do not see the humor of it one bit!

I see the humor of calling you a ‘sniveling irritant’.

Thank you for that clarification, master.

Oh, now that you mention it, a lot of those “either or” questions are a tad vague. However I honestly interpreted the hugs or kisses one to be in regards to in a relationship, but then again that’s just how I read it

Wed, 02 May 2012 13:26:21 -0400

Ah… well, erm, in that case I… suppose I would have to say I rather enjoy embraces. Not that there is anything wrong with the other thing, but it… just feels more personal to simply be close I suppose.

You just are worried about being a horrid kisser, aren’t you?

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Not at all, obviously.

Well I think Sphynx cats are adorable. I don't get why they get such a bad reputation, they're like any other cat, they just look a little... different

Wed, 02 May 2012 13:23:24 -0400

Precisely! They are just unique… special!

Oh they’re special alright, especially unnerving.

You are one to talk! Anyway, I am certainly pleased that you… feel the same and find them endearing…

And now he goes off in his head to daydream about a little family with one as a pet thanks to this.

I am not!

Well I imagine being in the water very little does not help dear Norrington's stress... you weren't aware the seas are where the Elder Gods are most calm? That's surprising... though I'm not sure if simply dousing him when he's aggravated would be effective, but it seems like it might be worth a try!

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:22:03 -0400

Well— er… I was aware that they enjoy the sea, yes, he does seem to like it a great deal but I suppose I had not thought about it in such a way.

You’ve known me all these years, she but a small while compared to that, and yet she seems to understand me better than you ever will.

I am sorry not everything revolves around you in my life!

When the Doctor gets especially irritable, which appears to be quite often, have you ever tried, say... pouring a bucket of water onto him, Anton? I wonder if something like that would be rather effective in calming him down!

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:25:56 -0400

Hm… no I have not. But how do you even know this? Would it work?

I wouldn’t be irritable to begin with if not for you, Papierwaite.

I have not done anything!

So you think.

)(i, Dr. Norrington! Long time no S---EA! It's M-E, F--EF--ERI, Gl'bgolyb's kid!

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:15:54 -0400

Who is this? What is this odd… way of communicatings?

Oh shut up already, Papierwaite, this is a personal matter. Anyway, yes, hello my dear! How have you been?

Ever meet up with a British archeologist by the name of Professor Layton, or his self-proclaimed apprentice Luke? I feel like you lived long enough for that to have happened.

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:04:05 -0400

Hmm… I am afraid I cannot say the name is familiar to me, my apologies! Perhaps I should look him up? A fellow archaeologist could be interesting!

Papierwaite is not one for being social, I’m afraid, or meeting people.

what's a sound you absolutely hate?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:49:12 -0400

That is… something I never really considered. Erm… I suppose I very much dislikes sounds that are squishy and wet in a grotesque fashion. Gory, squeamish noises I suppose…

Doesn’t help you also have a weak stomach for anything like that, considering we seem to run into it a lot.

There is no shame in that!

There are those who would think otherwise, but whatever. What about that awful ‘rap’ music, if you can even call it that.

Ah, yes, the one thing we can agree on… ugh…

what's something you hate having to do?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:24:54 -0400

Nearly anything that actually requires work or effort.

I was hoping you would be less irritating after a day! Hmph, but… dealing with inspectors at my museum can be quite aggravating. They usually do not have an open or creative enough mind to understand my exhibits.

Perhaps you merely can’t handle constructive criticism.

I can too! But there is nothing constructive about what they say, it is all usually quite rude and idiotic!

If you say so.

what was the last movie you saw?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 00:03:51 -0400

I actually just recently went to see Titanic again, as it is back in theaters…

Even though he’s only watched the bloody thing enough times since it first came out to be able to recite it backwards.

There is a difference between watching it at home and watching it in a theater! And… it is a good enough film that it warrants being viewed many times!

Don’t you ever get tired of bawling like a child every time that damn song comes on?

I do no such thing!

You’re tearing up even just thinking about it, aren’t you?

I… no…

Right, so you’re just sniffing via a sudden case of allergies.

Just send it already!

Your Birthday or Christmas

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 23:45:39 -0400

Well… ah. I’m afraid I must decline answering this one. I cannot rightfully choose either of these choices.

He’s miserable on both, there’s not really one where it’s less so is the problem.

Yes, thank you oh so much for sharing that.

Hugs or Kisses

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 23:36:30 -0400

Erm…

Whichever he can manage to ever get.

Quiet! I think this is being too vague again, however! Are we meanings towards family or friends or…

The romance you only get watching those terrible movies?

You really are insufferable today!

And you’re avoiding the question very badly.

I am simply unclear of what we are speaking of precisely! I cannot make a truthful decision in such conditions!

White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 23:25:09 -0400

This one is terribly difficult! I enjoy them both in different things and occasions…

Riveting.

If I must choose, I suppose I will go with the one I enjoy more of the time, which would be the milk chocolate.

Chocolate or vanilla

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:20:31 -0400

Hm… chocolate. It has more taste, in my opinion. And a very delicious one at that!

Must you give pointless detail on these? It’s a simple question, all that’s needed is a simple answer.

Why must you even care?!

Because, in case you haven’t noticed, I’m stuck here reading your dribble as you answer these until you’re done.

And what else better do you have to do, hm?

Slowly jabbing myself in the eye with a fork would have more necessity than this.

Hot or cold

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:12:47 -0400

Temperature? These choices are very nondescript! But I prefer warmer weather.

Because you’re so scrawny retaining body heat is almost a laughable task. Actually it is laughable, considering how bundled up you must get. Look like an irritated marshmallow.

I do not look like any such thing!