When the Doctor gets especially irritable, which appears to be quite often, have you ever tried, say... pouring a bucket of water onto him, Anton? I wonder if something like that would be rather effective in calming him down!
Hm… no I have not. But how do you even know this? Would it work?
I wouldn’t be irritable to begin with if not for you, Papierwaite.
I have not done anything!
So you think.