Ask Monsieur Anton Papierwaite.

Greetings!

I am Monsieur Anton Papierwaite, curator of the Museum of Mostly Natural History. I felt that perhaps my knowledge of things of the supernatural and occult may be of use and felt this, er, place would be a way to offer my services.

More he is a very lonely man and hoped that he would be able to actually meet others of the human variety without having to actually face them.

I told you to please leave my scrolls in peace!

Blog.

Whatever. That is Dr. Norrington. He will likely invade replies, my apologies. You may just ignore him.

So please, ask whatever you wish!
When the Doctor gets especially irritable, which appears to be quite often, have you ever tried, say... pouring a bucket of water onto him, Anton? I wonder if something like that would be rather effective in calming him down!
askmonsieurpapierwaite askmonsieurpapierwaite Said:

Hm… no I have not. But how do you even know this? Would it work? 

I wouldn’t be irritable to begin with if not for you, Papierwaite.

I have not done anything!

So you think. 

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