I am Monsieur Anton Papierwaite, curator of the Museum of Mostly Natural History. I felt that perhaps my knowledge of things of the supernatural and occult may be of use and felt this, er, place would be a way to offer my services.
More he is a very lonely man and hoped that he would be able to actually meet others of the human variety without having to actually face them.
I told you to please leave my scrolls in peace!
Whatever. That is Dr. Norrington. He will likely invade replies, my apologies. You may just ignore him.
So please, ask whatever you wish!