Ask Monsieur Anton Papierwaite.

Greetings!

I am Monsieur Anton Papierwaite, curator of the Museum of Mostly Natural History. I felt that perhaps my knowledge of things of the supernatural and occult may be of use and felt this, er, place would be a way to offer my services.

More he is a very lonely man and hoped that he would be able to actually meet others of the human variety without having to actually face them.

I told you to please leave my scrolls in peace!

Blog.

Whatever. That is Dr. Norrington. He will likely invade replies, my apologies. You may just ignore him.

So please, ask whatever you wish!

adorablyrotten:

askmonsieurpapierwaite:

adorablyrotten:

Remember how I said I would wear something very special for our evening out together, Doctor~?

I designed it myself! I only truly hope you find it to your liking<3

Exquisite, my dear. A fitting tribute, something Papierwaite never quite grasped.

I have you protrudings from my chest, what more do you want me to do?!

Don’t even get me started.

O-Oh, Doctor!!<3<3<3 You have no idea just how flattered I am to hear that! I truly put my heart and devotion into this design… I’m overjoyed to know you adore it, it’s an absolute dream come true!<3

Perhaps I could create an outfit for you to wear too, Anton? My specialty happens to be dresses though, and something tells you wouldn’t particularly want one of those… hehehe~!

Obviously I should have taken her on as my underling rather than you, Papierwaite, this is the sort of gratitude and dedication one should have to their Master.

Oh yes, go on with your gloatings! I have simply housed you on my body for countless years after attempting to summon you, but she is certainly better qualified! Why don’t you just go stick on her then!

Don’t get your knickers in a twist.

And stop acting British! And know, I do not need a dress, I am ridiculed enough thank you… and I like my own attire, I pay him enough tribute as it is.

Ignore him, he’s just miffed, and therefore being a brat about it.

I am not!

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